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#2081 AllSaddleNoHorse (PC)

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 08:03 PM

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You can't even be paper champions when you are cowboys that are all saddle and no horse.


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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:48 PM

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I hate cats.  But this one's heart seems to be in the right place.


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The Dallas Cowboys & Bacon: Hope, optimism, love.

Jerry Jones & Turkey "Bacon": Despair, pessimism, angst.

 

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 10:50 PM

I hate cats.  But this one's heart seems to be in the right place.

 

Well it was, that was the last time it stole my bacon



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Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:16 AM

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:29 AM

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 07:10 AM

Sometimes I go to the liquor store pick up a a couple half gallons of JD and some empty boxes. Then I go down by the railroad tracks and pick up a couple of hobo's and a prostitute then go back to the house and put sandwiches in some of the empty boxes. Some of them I put cigarettes in and in the one special box I put a new pair of shoes filled with crispy fried bacon. Then we get drunk and play 300px-Dealornodealaus2006.JPG

 

I pretend like Im Howie Mandell and the prostitute opens the boxes.



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Posted 09 July 2013 - 11:51 AM

Sometimes I go to the liquor store pick up a a couple half gallons of JD and some empty boxes. Then I go down by the railroad tracks and pick up a couple of hobo's and a prostitute then go back to the house and put sandwiches in some of the empty boxes. Some of them I put cigarettes in and in the one special box I put a new pair of shoes filled with crispy fried bacon. Then we get drunk and play 300px-Dealornodealaus2006.JPG

 

I pretend like Im Howie Mandell and the prostitute opens the boxes.

LMAO, I'll take the box with the bacon filled shoes.  I'll trade the shoes for the prostitute and borrow two cigarettes for afterwards and save the bacon for a another day.  And I'll need one of the other boxes to carry my bacon in and I'll wear the sandwiches on my feet.  Screw my fellow hobos, already taken care of the pro, they should hang with a better class of degenerate.  No country for old men and no place for bacon and more than one hobo.



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Posted 09 July 2013 - 05:53 PM

Sometimes I go to the liquor store pick up a a couple half gallons of JD and some empty boxes. Then I go down by the railroad tracks and pick up a couple of hobo's and a prostitute then go back to the house and put sandwiches in some of the empty boxes. Some of them I put cigarettes in and in the one special box I put a new pair of shoes filled with crispy fried bacon. Then we get drunk and play 300px-Dealornodealaus2006.JPG

 

I pretend like Im Howie Mandell and the prostitute opens the boxes.

Ever have 'Dirty Mike and The Boys' use your car as a "Soup Kitchen"?



Sometimes I go to the liquor store pick up a a couple half gallons of JD and some empty boxes. Then I go down by the railroad tracks and pick up a couple of hobo's and a prostitute then go back to the house and put sandwiches in some of the empty boxes. Some of them I put cigarettes in and in the one special box I put a new pair of shoes filled with crispy fried bacon. Then we get drunk and play 300px-Dealornodealaus2006.JPG

 

I pretend like Im Howie Mandell and the prostitute opens the boxes.

Man, you know how to PARTY!


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BIG BEN IS BANNED FROM MY BAR...


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 03:25 AM

Sometimes I go to the liquor store pick up a a couple half gallons of JD and some empty boxes. Then I go down by the railroad tracks and pick up a couple of hobo's and a prostitute then go back to the house and put sandwiches in some of the empty boxes. Some of them I put cigarettes in and in the one special box I put a new pair of shoes filled with crispy fried bacon. Then we get drunk and play 300px-Dealornodealaus2006.JPG

 

I pretend like Im Howie Mandell and the prostitute opens the boxes.

Can I be in a box and pretend to be Skip Bailey?



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 05:17 AM

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 05:29 AM

Can I be in a box and pretend to be Skip Bailey?

Skip Baily? Uh yea that would be the hobo terlet box. Can you catch a terd?



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 05:34 AM

LMAO, I'll take the box with the bacon filled shoes.  I'll trade the shoes for the prostitute and borrow two cigarettes for afterwards and save the bacon for a another day.  And I'll need one of the other boxes to carry my bacon in and I'll wear the sandwiches on my feet.  Screw my fellow hobos, already taken care of the pro, they should hang with a better class of degenerate.  No country for old men and no place for bacon and more than one hobo.

Everbodies a winner at my party. You'll get the prostitute when it's your turn but if you try to make off with all the bacon theres gonna be trouble and not the good kind where you get to watch the fight.


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 05:40 AM

Q: Whats green and smells like bacon?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A: Kermit the Frog's finger!

 


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:21 AM

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Sometimes I go to the liquor store pick up a a couple half gallons of JD and some empty boxes. Then I go down by the railroad tracks and pick up a couple of hobo's and a prostitute then go back to the house and put sandwiches in some of the empty boxes. Some of them I put cigarettes in and in the one special box I put a new pair of shoes filled with crispy fried bacon. Then we get drunk and play 300px-Dealornodealaus2006.JPG

 

I pretend like Im Howie Mandell and the prostitute opens the boxes.



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 12:30 PM

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 12:32 PM

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:10 PM

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Sis, you are so creative!  I LOVE the fact that you need no money--just push the button.  Who restocks this wonderful machine?


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 07:36 PM

Sis, you are so creative!  I LOVE the fact that you need no money--just push the button.  Who restocks this wonderful machine?


I don't know who is responsible for restocking the machine, however, I can tell you for certain they are way behind in restocking the machines in Texas. Everywhere I go that I see the machines, when I push the button, the heating mechanism turns on but no bacon ever comes out.

I think it is a Ponzi scheme to sell bacon machines to businesses and then skip town.

:angry: :( :o


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 07:39 PM

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 07:45 PM

If you love bacon, you have to watch this youtube video about Oscar Mayer Bacon at least once.

When Words aren't enough, say it with Bacon.

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