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#1 AllSaddleNoHorse (PC)

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 03:40 AM

Saw this while looking at funny images, memes and captions. It would be a great stunt for Jerry Jones to put into the halftime activities for home games.

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 03:50 AM

Jerry's glass would break and he would be out 3 mill


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 03:52 AM

Saw this while looking at funny images, memes and captions. It would be a great stunt for Jerry Jones to put into the halftime activities for home games.

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I don't think they allow C4 into the stadium. :(

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 03:55 AM

I'm suggesting someone cooking bacon naked on the 50 yardline



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Posted 09 June 2013 - 03:57 AM

I'm suggesting someone cooking bacon naked on the 50 yardline

a female cooking bacon naked


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 03:58 AM

a female cooking bacon naked

 

A naked female midget



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Posted 09 June 2013 - 04:00 AM

SWEET


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 05:47 AM

I like this ad.

Hope i can melt that glass with a blow torch?

:)


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:24 PM

A naked female midget


It wouldn't matter. All guys would see is bacon cooking. The smell of bacon would block out all other senses and they wouldn't even notice who was cooking the bacon clothed or not.

For example: Early in the bacon thread, there was a woman wearing bacon for her bikini top. Curly or straight hair? What color was her hair, how long was her hair and did she have the front of her hair done in bangs or not? Was she touching either bikini cup and if so, with which hand? Was she wearing bacon for her bikini bottom? What color are her eyes? What color lipstick is she wearing? Light tone skin, ghost white skin tone, or tanned skin tone?

Note, the bikini pieces are made of real bacon, not the other female wearing a bacon print bikini. To be exact, the bacon is uncooked, not the one wearing the cooked bacon bikini.

 




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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:45 PM

MB III would come up to said window, pull out a pen and sign the glass, subsequently shattering it.....


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:48 PM

MB III would come up to said window, pull out a pen and sign the glass, subsequently shattering it.....

I'd eat beans and bacon for 4 days and blow that thang wide open 



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Posted 09 June 2013 - 08:55 PM

I'd eat beans and bacon for 4 days and blow that thang wide open 

Didn't need that visual, but thanks the same.


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Posted 09 June 2013 - 10:26 PM

You don't need to kick it hard enough to break the glass, just hard enough to break your foot.

 

Then sue 3M for your $3 million.


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 01:45 AM

You don't need to kick it hard enough to break the glass, just hard enough to break your foot.

 

Then sue 3M for your $3 million.

I knew their was an ambulance chasing Atty in here somewhere....


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 03:18 AM

You don't need to kick it hard enough to break the glass, just hard enough to break your foot.

 

Then sue 3M for your $3 million.

 

You sir, win.  :)


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 04:01 AM


It wouldn't matter. All guys would see is bacon cooking. The smell of bacon would block out all other senses and they wouldn't even notice who was cooking the bacon clothed or not.

For example: Early in the bacon thread, there was a woman wearing bacon for her bikini top. Curly or straight hair? What color was her hair, how long was her hair and did she have the front of her hair done in bangs or not? Was she touching either bikini cup and if so, with which hand? Was she wearing bacon for her bikini bottom? What color are her eyes? What color lipstick is she wearing? Light tone skin, ghost white skin tone, or tanned skin tone?

Note, the bikini pieces are made of real bacon, not the other female wearing a bacon print bikini. To be exact, the bacon is uncooked, not the one wearing the cooked bacon bikini.

 

 

You gotta point



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Posted 10 June 2013 - 04:51 PM

Take the 3M out, put Jerry in.  Who is the hell would even bother to kick it? I'd guard it with my life to keep him in there.  They didn't say it was soundproof, please tell me it is.



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Posted 10 June 2013 - 05:39 PM

cheytac 200 firing .408 lapua would shatter that bpg.


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 06:24 PM

Saw this while looking at funny images, memes and captions. It would be a great stunt for Jerry Jones to put into the halftime activities for home games.306900_555298547856488_184641715_n.jpg


Here's a stunt how about lead at halftime ..
http://youtu.be/97aZ2Wd51pQ

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 07:22 PM

I'm surprised someone with a big truck didn't wheel down that street and smash into the $3 million dollar bulletproof glass panel set up.

If it was used during halftime on the Cowboys home field, there wouldn't be much chance of a smash and grab using any vehicles. Biggest thing nearby would be a golf cart with a stretcher on the back for injured players.




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