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#1 vomit

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:55 PM

Has anyone seen this site?

 

http://officialfirejerry.com/buy-gear/

 

Or ordered anything?  I like it.  But want to know if anyone has patronized it. B)


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#2 DCFanatico

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 04:59 PM

Lol I doubt he steps down. What we could do is pull a redskins so he can step down as GM but c'mon. That WONT happen.

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:00 PM

How do you fire an owner?



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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:05 PM

How do you fire an owner?

Don't know.  But it's time for a precedent.

 

Has anyone ordered products from this site?


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:08 PM

Pretty unimaginative.  Surely they can come up with a better t-shirt than that.



#6 CowGirl79

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:10 PM

A little more publicity for our flashy owner lmao

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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:17 PM

Domain Name: OFFICIALFIREJERRY.COM
Creation Date: 2000-07-03 14:14:00Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2014-07-03 14:14:00Z
Registrar: GoDaddy

Registrant Name: JERRY JONES
Registrant Organization: Dallas Cowboys Football Club, Ltd.

Registrant Street: 1 Cowboys Pkwy.
Registrant City: IRVING
Registrant State/Province: TX
Registrant Postal Code: 75063 
Registrant Country: US
Admin Name: Jonestown Beverages


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:17 PM

So no one owns one?  OK.  We need to get a brainstorm going here, and put out a product disgruntled Dallas fans can wear with pride!!


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:23 PM

Has anyone seen this site?

 

http://officialfirejerry.com/buy-gear/

 

Or ordered anything?  I like it.  But want to know if anyone has patronized it. B)

 

 

Not me, but why bother?  He owns the damn team and is accountable to no one.  Sites like this are really a waste of time and energy.  I realize what the goal is, but it won't accomplish anything other than a few laughs.  And then reality comes back in and you realize the only way Jerry goes away is when he's put into a coffin.



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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:29 PM

Not me, but why bother?  He owns the damn team and is accountable to no one.  Sites like this are really a waste of time and energy.  I realize what the goal is, but it won't accomplish anything other than a few laughs.  And then reality comes back in and you realize the only way Jerry goes away is when he's put into a coffin.

 

That I suppose is why I want it.  Would create some amusement in this sad time.....and let people know where I stand. 


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 05:34 PM

Hey they stole my idea. Anyway, if enough fans wore those, placed banners up, showed cardboard signs at stadiums, enough pressure would be placed on Jerry for him to resign as GM. I believe this. But if no one thinks people can do anything than don't complain about it. Sounds a lot like the situation our government is in. Not enough do anything and just complain.

 

Do something. Take signs to the stadium, wear bags over your head with big letters FIRE JERRY on it. Start a movement.


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FIRE JERRY!!!!

there are no truer words spoken related to Romo than the conversation between Michael Irvin and Deion after the loss to the Green Bay Packers where Romo threw 2 int. in the 4th qtr. to loss the game. (Really 3 but they overturned 1)

 

Here is the script:

 

Question asked to Michael: Michael, would YOU want Romo throwing you the ball in the 4th qtr with the game on the line? At first Michael, was like of course I do because I am going to make my plays...But then said this:

 

Michael: Am I uncomfortable with this situation over & over & over again? Am I tired of saying man Tony Romo did this again...ABSOLUTELY! Absolutely, anybody & everybody that is a COWBOY fan, (And I am certainly that), is tired of that. So, that is absolutely a FACT.....

 

Deion: You should have asked me the question.... If I am on defense, would I want him throwing me the ball? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, I want him throwing it, ha ha, chuckle, yuk yuk yuk...

 

NUFF SAID.....


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Posted 11 November 2013 - 06:07 PM

Hey they stole my idea. Anyway, if enough fans wore those, placed banners up, showed cardboard signs at stadiums, enough pressure would be placed on Jerry for him to resign as GM. I believe this. But if no one thinks people can do anything than don't complain about it. Sounds a lot like the situation our government is in. Not enough do anything and just complain.

 

Do something. Take signs to the stadium, wear bags over your head with big letters FIRE JERRY on it. Start a movement.

I did in 2010.  It was at Lambeau.  I hoped the camera caught me....but I don't know if it did.  The Packer fans thought it was hilarious, and they bought ALL the drinks as it was the drubbing that got Wade fired.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:48 AM

Pretty unimaginative.  Surely they can come up with a better t-shirt than that.

 

 

Nice idea but the T-shirt needs much improvement. Looks like somethings Jerry made himself



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Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:51 AM

Jerry can't be fired.He can only resign,and it's not going to happen.We are in the Al Davis 2.0 ship,and just have to hope it sinks faster than it is.

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:11 AM

Nice idea but the T-shirt needs much improvement. Looks like somethings Jerry made himself


Maybe a pic of JJ with the slash and circle....ala "Ghostbusters"?

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:16 AM

Jerry owns the site buy there and Jerry laughs while depositing the cash



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Posted 12 November 2013 - 03:22 AM

Jerry owns the site buy there and Jerry laughs while depositing the cash


Probably the truth. The Emperor is even more cunning & evil than originally thought....

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Posted 12 November 2013 - 07:29 AM

How do you fire an owner?

 

Typically with a stake in a pile of wood, rope, gasoline, and a match.



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Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:42 PM

Keep in mind that NO t-shirt company, billboard or any other mainstream thing you print is going to allow you to use the DC logo, Star, image of Jerry Jones etc. without a copyright release from the team.  it is ILLEGAL.  In order to use those images you have to PAY Jerry which just lines his pockets with more money.  


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Posted 12 November 2013 - 02:46 PM

True but they could just use "Jerry" with a slash through it or something. Not that it will work but just saying.

 

Could also use a pic of a falling star or something like that.

Keep in mind that NO t-shirt company, billboard or any other mainstream thing you print is going to allow you to use the DC logo, Star, image of Jerry Jones etc. without a copyright release from the team.  it is ILLEGAL.  In order to use those images you have to PAY Jerry which just lines his pockets with more money.  


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