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#21 emmittstaubach

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:55 PM

These are MY PEOPLE!

ES, I saved this thread just in case I could think of anything to help you in your situation with Tugs. I'm the last person you want advice from though. I have to tear out carpet because of my own Eagles fans. I watched the Ceasar show about a man that teaches people how to deal with particular situations. In some, it showed ignoring bad behavior to deprive the dog of attention. But if you do that, you could end up with a litter full of half Eagles and half Browns fans. (Cats are notorious Browns fans because, they simply don't care.)


I certainly appreciate any assistance! One such steaming pile summoned the God of Thunder, as I screamed to Valhalla and brandished the wife's iron, throwing it at the wall. Of course, that action was followed by the pilgrimage to the city of Walmart to exchange gold pieces for a replacement at the urging of Odin. Apologies...
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 I DON'T CLAIM TO BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE DELUSIONAL! :lol:

 

 

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#22 karmaisabeautifulthing

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:35 PM

  I've heard this kind of behavior from several folks who own Pugs. I believe they take after their owners. :ph34r: :P

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:45 PM

Tugs, huh? If you turned him inside out, he'd be Guts!
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Posted 21 March 2017 - 04:38 PM

I am not a dog whisperer...But I got a feeling about that Dog also.  He sounds like a Philly Fan for sure.  Let's break down your statements.

 

First off, he's stupid on an epic scale = Philly fan.

 

not considered deep thinkers, but he's tremendously dumb= Philly fan..

 

He's untrainable = Philly fan.

barking or begging and whining, = Philly fan.

he's digging through the garbage can  = Philly fan.

he eating, sleeping or crapping on the rug = Philly fan.

 

test your patience = Philly fan.

 

 

Lol, this one seals it. 

humping the cat. = Philly fan. 

 

​That darn dog is an Eagles fan, classic case. One of my coworkers displays all those same symptoms. Sadly there is only one thing you can do. Well maybe two.

 

Send the dog to a Philly dogpound. He will be adopted quick because he will fit in. 

 

Are you and your wife happily married? Trade her in for a wife that brings home Dallas Dogs.  Ok, that was a joke about the wife. You should have put a dog clause in your prenup. 

 

Good Luck man. 

...interesting!..If that be the case, then may I suggest that a possible way to house train him would be to line a large cat litter box with pictures of Cowboys...you know ..Romo, Dez, Garrett.....etc.....might just do the trick!... ;)


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 06:45 PM

I am not a dog whisperer...But I got a feeling about that Dog also. He sounds like a Philly Fan for sure. Let's break down your statements.

First off, he's stupid on an epic scale = Philly fan.

not considered deep thinkers, but he's tremendously dumb= Philly fan..

He's untrainable = Philly fan.
barking or begging and whining, = Philly fan.
he's digging through the garbage can = Philly fan.
he eating, sleeping or crapping on the rug = Philly fan.

test your patience = Philly fan.


Lol, this one seals it.
humping the cat. = Philly fan.

​That darn dog is an Eagles fan, classic case. One of my coworkers displays all those same symptoms. Sadly there is only one thing you can do. Well maybe two.

Send the dog to a Philly dogpound. He will be adopted quick because he will fit in.

Are you and your wife happily married? Trade her in for a wife that brings home Dallas Dogs. Ok, that was a joke about the wife. You should have put a dog clause in your prenup.

Good Luck man.


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#26 karmaisabeautifulthing

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 10:23 PM

  Meanwhile back at emmittstaubachs.....The Mrs. Got Tugs Ready For Easter muttley.gif

 

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#27 Haimerej

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 03:40 PM

I prefer to treat dogs in the way that an Alpha of a pack treats them- with punishment.

Yes yes... I'm a horrible person.

But it works. My mother is struggling with house training a new Corgi. They've had it a few weeks and it's still crapping in the house. Our corgi did that twice. Rubbing their nose in it, spanking them and kicking them outside has worked on every dog I've ever owned.
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#28 emmittstaubach

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 11:21 PM


I've heard this kind of behavior from several folks who own Pugs. I believe they take after their owners. :ph34r: :P

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Well, I have been known to hump the cat and poop on the rug...

 I DON'T CLAIM TO BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE DELUSIONAL! :lol:

 

 

3 Important things to remember:

 

 

1)Overall, we are only speculators

2))Laughter and bacon feed the soul

3)It's only a game

 

 

 


#29 emmittstaubach

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 11:28 PM

Meanwhile back at emmittstaubachs.....The Mrs. Got Tugs Ready For Easter muttley.gif

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He's not quite so pudgy and pathetic as the dog in this pic, but you can't have everything...

 I DON'T CLAIM TO BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE DELUSIONAL! :lol:

 

 

3 Important things to remember:

 

 

1)Overall, we are only speculators

2))Laughter and bacon feed the soul

3)It's only a game

 

 

 





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